January 2012
You girls on tumblr make me feel ugly as shit.
“I haven’t seen it on tape yet, and I’m sure it doesn’t look very graceful. But...”
– Derek Fisher (via foreverla)
Great. I catch my brother smoking in the bathroom and when i ask “why does it smell like smoke?” he’s like “no it doesn’t.”
Bitch i aint stupid.
December 2011
Lakers ending 2011 with a win.
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Great way to end the year.
Welcome back, Drew.
And let’s beat them again tomorrow:)
mercs808:
Holy shit I almost died
Thank God danilo missed it.
Look Staples is actually loud.
Bynum!!!!
Great to have you back.
Whenever I want to start homework
Tumblr: Get in loser we're going blogging
we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
omg earthquake!!!!
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
byE
walking into a white girl at school
me: sorry
her: omg it's ok don't worry things happen
walking into a black girl at school
me: sorry
her: BITCH WHAT THE FUCK WATCH WHERE THE FUCK YOU'RE GOING I WENT THROUGH FUCKIN SLAVERY I DON'T DESERVE THIS SHIT FUCKIN WHITE PEOPLE WHAT THE FUCK BITCH HOE NIGGA
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It's funny how friends work. Get close, then drift...
someone walks into me in the hallway at school
me: sorry
them:
me: fucking slut
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me: hey guys talk to me im nice
followers:
Some hot tumblr famous person: i like chips
follower #1: omg what flavour?
follower #2: me too!
follower #3: what brand omg
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Meeting my favorite baseball player
Me: Will you sign this?
Them: Sure
Them: Wait, what is that?
Me: A marriage certificate
Them: But.. I..
Me: TOO LATE, YOU SIGNED IT
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Missing the Lakers vs. Nuggets game.
But hopefully not the Lakers @ Nuggets one.
